1. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
No. But you never know if my luck with men carries on the way it has been...
2. How often do you wank?
Err...
3. Where do you wish you were right now?
Somewhere hot. Oh well, I only have to wait 5 days!
4. Were you in love with the first person you slept with?
Yes. Not been in love with any since though. Well, maybe one. But in the tortured and unrequited kind of way.
5. Do you have any guilt inside of you?
Of course not, I’m an angel
. One that lies, oops.
6. Have you ever wished anyone dead, however brief?
Yes. And I’m not even going to apologise for it.
7. Assuming you HAD to be, would you rather be a colour, smell or sound?
I would be a smell. Coco Chanel. Well, it’s classy, expensive and smells nice... well you didn’t say it had to be truly representative of me.
8. How and when do you imagine you are going to die?
In a horrible car accident. Well, it’s the most probably cause of death judging by all the near misses I’ve had so far.
9. Do you think love is forever?
No. Because I’m pretty sure I’ve been in love before. And I’m not anymore. Therefore, love doesn’t last forever. Though next time it might do. Maybe. Think I'll stick to lust.
10. What is your worst fear for your future?
Not achieving what I want to achieve. And not working out what that is until it’s too late. Oh, and being alone and old. Like 40 lol.
11. Do you LOVE anything about yourself? If so, what is it?
Not really. I like a few things, but love is a bit strong. If you’d asked what I hate, we could be here all day... First on the list being this pessimism.
12. Would you lie if you KNEW you could never get caught?
Yes. Well, depending what the lie was about.
13. Could you have sex knowing someone could hear you?
Well I have done. Not that it was intentional. But when you have flatmates the fact someone could hear you is just something you have to deal with.
14. What, if anything, do you do to make people do what you want?
If it’s a boyfriend, there is one thing I can think of... but unfortunately my powers of persuasion does not work on everyone else.
15. How many times, if any, have you lied answering these questions?
Once. But then I could be lying now.
