Went swimming after work, and bumped into a guy I met a couple of months back and have a little bit of a thing for. My friend's boyfriend introduced us at a house party and we got on well, had a little kiss, but it didn't go anywhere. We've seen each other in passing on nights out since but nothings happened - shame as I quite fancy him, though he's a bit too young. Well actually, I don't think he's too young, he's 21 (3 years and 8 days younger if you want to get specific) but my friends had a field day when I told them. It's not the first time I've went for a younger guy, so the joking and piss-taking commenced.

Anyway, back to swimming. I turned round in the pool and very nearly swam into my toyboy. I was rather drunk and a bit forward the first time we met, I thought he might think I was a bit of a nutty psycho girl, but he was friendly enough. He's just joined that health club, which is not good. Now he's going to see me in my sweaty gym gear, hair scraped back and no makeup. And I'm going to have to get a new swimsuit, one that's more supportive and flattering! I didn't want to leave the pool first - I don't want him to see my naked thighs. Not under those bright lights anyway ;). Plus I hadn't shaved my legs. The gym/pool is so not a good place to pull. It's pretty hard to look your best!

So I just kept swimming until he finally left. Though I didn't have my contact lenses in, so not only had I squinted rather unattractively at him, I couldn't see where he had gone and if it was safe to leave the safety of the water. I only turned my back for the time it took to swim a length in the other direction, and when I turned round there was a look alike blurry blob in the jacuzzi, and one heading into the sauna. So I just had to keep swimming until I was sure he'd gone. At least it was an incentive to keep swimming! When I finally got out of the pool and passed a mirror, I realised I very sexily had black mascara smudged all under my eyes. Attractive.

Right, I'm off to do some situps so I'm prepared before our next encounter ... Who am I kidding, I'm off to make a cuppa.